Fun Fact (LATE....like, super late...almost a week!)Friday!

David Bowie has a lizard tattooed on his ankle. 

He also makes Unicorn's liver quiver. True story!
 

Accidental Hellos

The other day, I was at my locker and I thought I saw my friend come up to talk to me. So I said, "Hey," and got no response so I looked up, and it wasn't my friend, t was my locker neighbor who never talks to me! He was looking at me really weird, and I felt sooooo embarrassed! I said, "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were someone else!" Then I left to go talk to my friend to recover from my embarrassment.

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That's how I feel today. Also hungry.
-Socially Awkward Dinosaur

Tell Us YOUR Awkward stories!

Anyone have awkward stories? If you think your humiliating moment is blog-worthy, submit it to us at socially.awkward.creeps@gmail.com!

FFF: "You Give Me Hepatits...C!!!"

You're probably thinking "Gee, this is a really awkward title, so why am i reading this?" or "Is that title supposed to say Hepatits?" Well, your answer to that is both yes, and no... No, because it's supposed to be Hepatitis... yes, because it was a typo that i made and we thought it was funny and embarrassing so THERE'S YOUR ANSWER~!!! Anyway, onto the story!!! Dinosaur googled Liver Quiver not that long ago, and she found out that if your liver is indeed quivering, you should probably go get it checked out by a doctor because you most likely have Hepatitis C or HIV. So, if you are coming to Blogger to find out why your liver is quivering, now you know! But i still think you should consult your doctor... After finding this out, we changed the pickup line from "You make my liver quiver ;)" to "You give me Hepatitis...C...and two Cs make a... heart *insert hand heart gesture here* ;)" So there ya go! Happy Fun Fact Friday! <3

~SociallyAwkwardUnicorn

Fun Fact Friday!!!

So, we're gonna make a new thing called "Fun Fact Friday!!!" :D It's going to be every Friday, ya know...unless we forget! So basically, every Friday we're gonna have a fun fact of the day, and a story to go along with it! Woop Woop! Friday HYPE!

~SociallyAwkwardUnicorn

Even freshman are out of our league...

So, there's this guy at our school, and he is beautiful. He has really gorgeous blue eyes and shaggy brown hair, and he's a freshman. So Unicorn and I always stare at him and say that we think he's beautiful. Today we had a band concert at school and he looked at Unicorn and says "You guys did good, today," And we just think he's hot, and even though he's way younger than us, he's still out of our league.