The Ballad of Library Cutie

Just kidding, it's not a ballad. I can't write songs. I just though that title would sound cooler. Okay, so last year I used to tutor at the library, and the kid I tutored had a twin, who was tutored by this REALLY good-looking guy, who I called Library Cutie as a code name. So one day, I was waiting for my ride and so was Library Cutie, and I tried to wave ay him. He either didn't see me, or thought I was weird and chose to ignore my wave. I always feel awkward when I see him at school now. And that happened almost a year ago.

 

Stalking, I Mean, Admiring From Afar

So last year, SociallyAwkwardPixie had a crush on this guy. He was really popular and attractive and all the girls liked him. So there was the bowling fundraiser that he went to, and so did SociallyAwkwardPixie. Well, she was with her friends, and he was with his. So she decided to make a video of him bowling. And she did. And she still has it on her iPod to this day. She also edited it with an app so it has all these special effects like missiles shooting around and loud noises. It was super awkward and she was totally stalking him. Or as she would like to say, "admiring from afar."