Kissing Strangers!?

Have you ever had a kiss? A really good, sweet, yummy, chocolate kiss? A HERSHEY kiss!? There is no better kind of kiss right? Well, just remember that if you want to share these kinds of kisses with strangers, DON'T! I did that once, and i will never again do it! Walking in the hallway, i saw this really cute boy that i had a crush on for a very long time, and i decided to make my move. I walked up to him, and without thinking, asked "Hey, want a kiss?" I immediately regretted this decision! Needless to say, he thought i was a total, super, mega-creep and avoided me whenever he saw me in the halls! Moral of the story, "Keep those delicious kisses to yourself!"
~SociallyAwkwardUnicorn

The Creepy Winking Thing

So one time I thought this guy liked me...(it turned out he didn't so that doesn't matter) and my friend told me to wink at him. I was like, "No!" I can't without being creepy. Trust me, one time I winked at SoiciallyAwkwardUnicorn and she said "It looks like you're in pain." Needless to say, I didn't wink at this guy. Later, I was trying to flirt with a guy, and the friend who told me to wink started doing the Creepy Winking Thing while I was talking to him. I had to explain to the guy it was an inside joke between us so he wouldn't think I was creepy!
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur

                

Want a Starburst? ;)

Finnick Odair: *seductive tone* "Want a sugar cube?"
Me: *Epically fails at seductive tone* "Want a Starburst?"
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur

Ugly Snapchats!

Ugly Snapchats...
So obviously if you are a Snapchat user, you probably send ugly selfies to your friends as a joke. Maybe you make an ugly face or duck face and it looks like you have a quadruple chin. One time, I sent an ugly Snapchat to my friend, and apparently she took a screenshot of it, but I didn't get a notification! So at a band concert, she pulled out her phone and showed the ugly picture to our friends, then sent it to one of them, and now it's the wallpaper on his phone. So embarrassing!
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur

P.S. Here's some ugly Snapchat related things from SociallyAwkwardUnicorn

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