The Creepy Winking Thing

So one time I thought this guy liked me...(it turned out he didn't so that doesn't matter) and my friend told me to wink at him. I was like, "No!" I can't without being creepy. Trust me, one time I winked at SoiciallyAwkwardUnicorn and she said "It looks like you're in pain." Needless to say, I didn't wink at this guy. Later, I was trying to flirt with a guy, and the friend who told me to wink started doing the Creepy Winking Thing while I was talking to him. I had to explain to the guy it was an inside joke between us so he wouldn't think I was creepy!
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur

                

Want a Starburst? ;)

Finnick Odair: *seductive tone* "Want a sugar cube?"
Me: *Epically fails at seductive tone* "Want a Starburst?"
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur