Kissing Strangers!?

Have you ever had a kiss? A really good, sweet, yummy, chocolate kiss? A HERSHEY kiss!? There is no better kind of kiss right? Well, just remember that if you want to share these kinds of kisses with strangers, DON'T! I did that once, and i will never again do it! Walking in the hallway, i saw this really cute boy that i had a crush on for a very long time, and i decided to make my move. I walked up to him, and without thinking, asked "Hey, want a kiss?" I immediately regretted this decision! Needless to say, he thought i was a total, super, mega-creep and avoided me whenever he saw me in the halls! Moral of the story, "Keep those delicious kisses to yourself!"
~SociallyAwkwardUnicorn

The Creepy Winking Thing

So one time I thought this guy liked me...(it turned out he didn't so that doesn't matter) and my friend told me to wink at him. I was like, "No!" I can't without being creepy. Trust me, one time I winked at SoiciallyAwkwardUnicorn and she said "It looks like you're in pain." Needless to say, I didn't wink at this guy. Later, I was trying to flirt with a guy, and the friend who told me to wink started doing the Creepy Winking Thing while I was talking to him. I had to explain to the guy it was an inside joke between us so he wouldn't think I was creepy!
-SociallyAwkwardDinosaur